Well, not literally. That's disgusting.
Warning: this blog will give you a laugh-attack.
(via most-awkward-moments)
Crime only happens at night, duhhh. Ask any (or just my) mother, sex, drugs, and kidnappings only happen at night.
Duh, winning!
They don’t. Batman’s got a TV, right? Just flip to the news channel.
NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY